Satan of the Union

The 2006 State of the Union address, delivered last night by U.S. President George W. Bush, provides the clearest evidence yet that President Bush is possessed by the devil. His performance rivaled Linda Blair, complete with backwards ramblings, spinning head, and projectile expulsions. At one point he even seemed to be turning into the thing he fears the most: A human/animal hybrid! If you missed it, don't worry: Morality Rock has the exclusive highlights: Satan of the Union 2006 (requires an MP3 player).