Morality Rock Receives Bipartisan Support from Presidential Candidates
Yesterday I was pleased to discover that most of the major U.S. presidential candidates have accounts on myspace. Impressed with their approachability, I asked thirteen of them (six democrats and seven republicans) to be my friend.
In just one day, all but three have accepted my offer of friendship. My best friend is Democrat Joe Biden, who accepted immediately and enthusiastically. In fact, before long all six Democrats (Biden, plus Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, John Edwards, Dennis Kucinich, and Chris Dodd) had become my friends.
I also expected strong support from Republicans, since I am after all Honorary Chairman of the National Republican Congressional Committee's Business Advisory Council. Indeed, I am pleased to include four of the seven Republican candidates among my closest friends. Tommy Thompson, Ron Paul, Mitt Romney, and Duncan Hunter have all accepted my offer of friendship.
Rudy Giuliani has neither accepted nor rejected my friendship. I suspect that Rudy, unlike the other candidates, doesn't waste a lot of time hanging out in myspace, which is probably a good thing for a presidential candidate. On the other hand, I don't really know anything about Rudy because his myspace profile is private. I don't know about you, but I don't trust a presidential candidate who doesn't want the public to know what he's up to.
Two Republican candidates, Sam Brownback and John McCain, outright declined my offer of friendship, which I confess really hurts my feelings. I felt a particular affinity with Sam, since he and I share a staunch commitment to morality. My response is to simply ask "Why, Sam, Why"? Do you have something to hide??? What will I find if I play your speeches backwards???
Despite my sense of loss at having been rejected by these two losers, I'm overall delighted to have been embraced in friendship by caring individuals from both sides of the political spectrum. Check out my new friends' photos at myspace.com/moralityrock, pictured along side a few of my long-time friends such as bushsux, Anti-Bush, Impeach Bush Now, Worst Prez Ever, Bush Can Fuck Himself, and Tila Tequila.
In just one day, all but three have accepted my offer of friendship. My best friend is Democrat Joe Biden, who accepted immediately and enthusiastically. In fact, before long all six Democrats (Biden, plus Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, John Edwards, Dennis Kucinich, and Chris Dodd) had become my friends.
I also expected strong support from Republicans, since I am after all Honorary Chairman of the National Republican Congressional Committee's Business Advisory Council. Indeed, I am pleased to include four of the seven Republican candidates among my closest friends. Tommy Thompson, Ron Paul, Mitt Romney, and Duncan Hunter have all accepted my offer of friendship.
Rudy Giuliani has neither accepted nor rejected my friendship. I suspect that Rudy, unlike the other candidates, doesn't waste a lot of time hanging out in myspace, which is probably a good thing for a presidential candidate. On the other hand, I don't really know anything about Rudy because his myspace profile is private. I don't know about you, but I don't trust a presidential candidate who doesn't want the public to know what he's up to.
Two Republican candidates, Sam Brownback and John McCain, outright declined my offer of friendship, which I confess really hurts my feelings. I felt a particular affinity with Sam, since he and I share a staunch commitment to morality. My response is to simply ask "Why, Sam, Why"? Do you have something to hide??? What will I find if I play your speeches backwards???
Despite my sense of loss at having been rejected by these two losers, I'm overall delighted to have been embraced in friendship by caring individuals from both sides of the political spectrum. Check out my new friends' photos at myspace.com/moralityrock, pictured along side a few of my long-time friends such as bushsux, Anti-Bush, Impeach Bush Now, Worst Prez Ever, Bush Can Fuck Himself, and Tila Tequila.
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