Morality Rock Announces Endorsement

Since 2005, we at Morality Rock have served as "the watchdog of America's subconscious", revealing the subliminal backwards messages in the speeches of George W. Bush and setting them to music. Now, as Bush is finally ready to pack his bags and head back to the ranch, we find ourselves in a unique position, as a lame duck artist. What do we do now?

We've tried searching for subliminal backwards messages in the speeches of Barack Obama, but there are none. So, like KISS removing their makeup, it's time for Morality Rock to enter a new phase, making music without the gimmick. However, unlike KISS, we're doing so under a different name: Flow Theory.

Also, remember that KISS only kept their makeup off briefly, then put it back on again? Well, us too. Already Flow Theory has released its first political parody, "Sittin' Down With Spain", featuring guest vocals from the presidential and vice presidential candidates of both dominant parties.

As we enter this new era, we at Morality Rock enthusiastically endorse Flow Theory. Please check out the Flow Theory MySpace page, and consider adding Flow Theory as your friend:

http://www.myspace.com/flowtheory

And even more importantly, please vote! Recent close state and national elections have taught us that every vote really does count.

Oh, and speaking of KISS, it's amazing how far John McCain will go to get votes. Here he is at a recent campaign rally...